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Bush in Prague

Posted by elpollodiablo on June 5, 2007

I’m watching the president hold a conference with the President and Prime Minister of the Czech Republic, and I thought I would help out the world by simul-blogging the event.

Vaclav Klaus (President of the Czech Republic): We love the US, we have always loved the US. We will continue to love the US forever. On to you, G-Dub.

President Bush: Heh, I think Prague is cool. Real cool. I like it here. I like you Mr. Klaus (editor’s note: you can tell by the look in his eye, he’s thinking of Santa). Do you guys like a missile defense shield? I like a missile defense shield. Putin, why don’t you? This isn’t the ColdWar, the cold war is over (editor’s note 2: Look at that smirk, you know he wants to say “And we won”). This missile defense shield has nothing against you Putin *wink*. Now the Czech people have voiced concerns about visas. They say “We are such a staunch ally in the war on terror, can’t you loosen up the Visas on us?”. I say to you, I’ll work on it, but I’m pretty busy keeping Mexicans out. Thank you for your time.

Then Mirek Topolanek, the Prime Minister, starts to speak but NO NETWORK on cable cared. I didn’t get one translated word. But who cares, he’s a foreigner.

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